CHRISTMAS: THE REAL DEVIL’S NIGHT Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Christmas reminds me of Satan. Granted, a lot of things remind me of Satan. Just look at this blog. It’s a preoccupation, I’ll cop to it. But I
DEAR JERUSALEM: PLEASE STOP TRYING TO END THE WORLD, SIGNED THE WORLD Well, fundies are trying to end the world again, this time with the help of Jerusalem, Donald Trump, and Roy Moore. Sigh. You know, I’m an easygoing fella.
“SATANIC WARLOCK” ROBERT JOHNSON FRETS #METOO STOLE HIS MOJO First Harvey Weinstein, then Louis CK and Al Franken, and soon “Satanic Warlock” Robert Johnson got so worked up about sex scandals that he spoke in tongues and had a stroke
“A CALL FOR AN UPRISING” FLIPS SHIT ABOUT “SATANIC” INVERTED CHRISTMAS TREES “A Call For An Uprising” says it’s the End Times because we’ve turned Christmas trees upside down. I would have faulted “Fuller House” myself, but I guess everyone