TRUMPERY, WITCH HUNTS, AND UGLY TRUTHS ABOUT THE NATIONAL PRAYER BREAKFAST Donald Trump—that guy who plays the President of the United States on TV—went to the National Prayer Breakfast this week, stood at the podium, and declared, “With God all
THE SATANIC ILLUMINATI SUPER BOWL HALFTIME CONSPIRACY NOBODY THOUGHT THROUGH To be honest, I’m not very invested in this year’s annual Illuminati Super Bowl halftime mind control ritual. I know everyone at the National Federation of Lucifer, from Janice in
MARY DOE & SATANIC TEMPLE ABORT MISSOURI’S LITERAL SOUL SEARCHING On Tuesday the Missouri Supreme Court heard Mary Doe v Eric Greitens and considered whether Missouri anti-abortion laws discriminate against Satanists’ religious beliefs. I suspect Missouri Governor Eric Greitens should
SATAN AT THE WOMEN’S MARCH: DO MAJORITIES STILL MATTER? In 2017, the Women’s March in San Francisco was so large that the concentrated weight of people might have briefly pushed us below sea level. Whilst embedded in that mass off
IF MARTIN LUTHER KING WERE ALIVE TODAY, AMERICANS WOULD FREAK OUT It took until the year 2000 for all 50 states to go along with Martin Luther King Day. And I suspect that when states like South Carolina—the last of
SUICIDE, SPECULATION, AND SATAN: ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER ONES I’ll warn you up front, this week’s blog talks about suicide. If you’re feeling suicidal yourself, stop reading this and call the Suicide Prevention Lifeline, 1-800-273-8255.
#QANON: SATANIC PANIC FOR THE MATRIX GENERATION What is #QAnon? It’s the answer to a question no one asked, namely, how can Pizzagate bullshit get any shittier? Last year I thought Pizzagate—the single worst use of the Internet since the
CHRISTMAS: THE REAL DEVIL’S NIGHT Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Christmas reminds me of Satan. Granted, a lot of things remind me of Satan. Just look at this blog. It’s a preoccupation, I’ll cop to it. But I
DEAR JERUSALEM: PLEASE STOP TRYING TO END THE WORLD, SIGNED THE WORLD Well, fundies are trying to end the world again, this time with the help of Jerusalem, Donald Trump, and Roy Moore. Sigh. You know, I’m an easygoing fella.
“SATANIC WARLOCK” ROBERT JOHNSON FRETS #METOO STOLE HIS MOJO First Harvey Weinstein, then Louis CK and Al Franken, and soon “Satanic Warlock” Robert Johnson got so worked up about sex scandals that he spoke in tongues and had a stroke