THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR: WHAT FAKE SATANISTS TEACH US ABOUT REAL ZEALOTS It was October 13 (a Friday) in 1307 when France’s King Philip IV arrested the Knights Templar as heretics, burning or imprisoning most of them. It’s another Friday the
JEFF SESSIONS MEMO SAYS: “GOD” MATTERS MORE THAN YOUR RIGHTS On Friday, a Jeff Sessions memo ordered the federal government to find god. And then to go ahead and find everyone’s basic rights too, but only if there’s time. You
TAKE A KNEE: THE NFL’s SATANIC AMERICAN EXAMPLE You don’t need anybody’s approval to take a knee during the national anthem. That’s the whole point. All week long, chatter about protesting NFL players brought up “the troops.” Or the flag.
SEPTEMBER 23 APOCALYPSE A DUD, NOW HOW ABOUT KNOCKING IT OFF? September 23 has come and gone, which of course means you’re dealing with the shock of the recent worldwide Rapture. I recommend herbal tea with a dash of Jack
MISSOURI PLANNED PARENTHOOD MAKES SATANIC PANIC 2.0 AT BREITBART It’s another week in Bizarro World America circa 2017, and now Breitbart readers are FREAKING. OUT about Missouri Planned Parenthood and the Satanic Temple. Freakouts are what they do, of course.
THE “ILLUMINATI”: A SECULAR SATAN FOR IRRELIGIOUS NUTS Google the word “Illuminati” and you’ll get 16 million results. By comparison, “al Qaeda” returns a tenth of that. By rights, al Qaeda really should have a leg up in interest. It
A SATANIC STATEMENT ON THE NASHVILLE STATEMENT: CAN IT ALREADY Unless the “Nashville Statement” turns out to be a frank appraisal of the state of country music, I’m not interested. But no, the Nashville Statement is an anti-gay manifesto drummed
WHAT IS PATRIOT PRAYER AND WHAT CAN IT LEARN FROM SAN FRANCISCO SATANISTS? Portland-based right-wing group Patriot Prayer got into a real shitstorm in San Francisco this week. Sometimes it involved real shit. Two weeks after white supremacists murdered a
FLAT EARTHERS PREP FOR TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE THEY SHOULDN’T EVEN BELIEVE IN Tomorrow, the United States will witness a total solar eclipse. And then, presumably, Father Ba’al will use that dark gateway in the sky to cast a spell of
“BLACK MASS APPEAL” ASKS: SHOULD WE TELL PEOPLE WE’RE SATANISTS? Last week, Satanic San Francisco launched our new podcast, Black Mass Appeal. Alternative titles we considered: “Satan For The Rest Of Us,” “Are You Afraid Of The Devil?” “Rosemary’s Babies,”